How about this, once upon a time you needed an inspector and some sort of call out/back up for gas leaks/emergencies for the "sellers" of gas to be able to sell gas...........now they sell it like McDonald's or Pizza hut, branding and advertising.... with no responsibility past the gas meter/cylinders.......you could get an orangutan to fit the gas and they will happily supply as long as the orangutan prints his /her own cert.....absolving everyone in the chain(except the orangutan) of any come back.
All I am glad of is, that all orangutans are good natured kindly beasts and are scrupulous and would never pretend to know what they are doing just to make a buck..........people, especially ones working under the radar, on the other hand...........I am not too sure of.
To all those orangutans just like me...........you are a sucker........you are taking all the responsibility and none of the real profit......certs should be like an annual warrent of fitness.........balls to the suppliers and appliance sellers, this is our livelyhood and lives we are on about.
Certing a system opens us up to a full on corrupt investigation (if they want to) for a gas installation that is ", oh... I don't know for arguments sake....one that's over 7 years old, never serviced even though it is a commercial installation, the smell of gas being ignored for days, the gas hose responsible being replaced twice before, a dodgy cert for an exploding site (but ignored).......AND YOU ARE STILL HELD RESPONSIBLE.....ASK ME HOW I KNOW.......it could be anyone of us who has ever issued/signed a cert.........anyone at all. Hammond told me he wasn't interested in anything........but my signature....that was all.
On that note, guess who deregulated the gas industry, part wrote the contradictory NZ 5261 AND runs a business investigating us orangutans, the poor dumb creatures who cant understand the legalise gobbledygook bullshit..........Mr Hammond, my mate and dodgy bastard who thinks impartial means "plays golf with", with his mate Stephen Parker(ex deputy chair and chair of my kangaroo court involved in, wait for it....GANZ, NZIGE, LPGA*, Gas Appliance retailers Assoc....(*LPGA, not the golf version but the gas one) and IPENZ with Mr Bickers..........pack of corrupt, self serving, nepotistic bastards..... Perhaps Mr Hammond is setting up his offspring for a career in the gas industry......I wonder.
AND ANY ONE OF YOU ARE OPEN TO THEIR (OR THIER ILK'S) PERSECUTION WHEN EVER THEY GET A CHANCE, OR EVEN FEEL LIKE.
Or we can pull them out into the open and do away with the threat, now today.....or you can gamble that the gas fire you fitted over ten years ago, signed off, with no photos....is well maintained and looked after.....
because if it ain't ................................ prepare for a new arsehole to be torn.........